Baby Geniuses

1999 "Think innocent. Think helpless. Think again. Naps are history."
2.6| 1h37m| PG| en| More Info
Released: 12 March 1999 Released
Producted By: TriStar Pictures
Country: United States of America
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Scientist hold talking, super-intelligent babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin.

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Bob Clark

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Cleveronix A different way of telling a story
Curapedi I cannot think of one single thing that I would change about this film. The acting is incomparable, the directing deft, and the writing poignantly brilliant.
AnhartLinkin This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.
KnotStronger This is a must-see and one of the best documentaries - and films - of this year.
rdu-60058 All of the copies of these films should be banned worldwide for obvious pedophilia, the creator should be arrested for his child prawn scam, and everyone who signed on to this, including the actors and VFX studios (somehow, this dam-brainaged pervert got the same studio that did INDEPENDENCE DAY to do the VFX for this first installment) should be COMPLETELY ASHAMED of this because they worked for a guy who is basically the real world equivalent of the old geezer from Family Guy and didn't even know it. I am boycotting IMDb until all of the 10 star votes and reviews are permanently removed from the site. If all of what I said does not happen until New Years 2018, I am going to Start a petition on Change Dot Org, forcing IMDb to do something about Hollywood's biggest pedophile since Roman Polanski.
Python Hyena Baby Geniuses (1999): Dir: Bob Clark / Cast: Kathleen Turner, Peter MacNicol, Kim Cattral, Christopher Lloyd, Dom DeLuise: Genetic tests are run on babies after being taken from their parents. It generates no form of genius as little Sylvester responding like a Ninja Turtle in response to his arrest. He has a twin that is switched with him and the villains nab an innocent child. Sylvester is homed with a couple whose idea of fun is diaper rodeo. Director Bob Clark previously made A Christmas Story. Now he makes a very stupid story complete with pathetic art direction. In fact the budget in this film make his Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things look like art in comparison. Of course, this is not suppose to be taken seriously but it counts as a strike against it when none of the characters are even remotely likable. Kathleen Turner is way too talented to be playing the tyrant running the institution. It is disappointing to witness a highly respected actress brought down by such nonsense. Peter MacNicol and Kim Cattral play the less than swift parents. Christopher Lloyd who has starred in top rate entertainment, is wasted as Turner's assistant. Dom DeLuise manages to appear in perhaps his worst film since The Cannonball Run 2. The result is a pointless mess that should be concealed in a soiled diaper and placed in a trash bin. Maybe light it on fire for good measure. Score: 0 / 10
ryangavalier I don't know how movies could possibly be so bad. I think this is probably in my top ten of the worst movies ever. The jokes are lame, the acting is terrible, and the lip syncing is horrendous. I think they did a better job making the animals talk in the live action Jungle Book. There should've at least been some clever lines of humor to make up for the other crappy things in it, but that was nonexistent. It is so bad it makes one want to die while watching it. Christopher Lloyd is also pretty awful in it, and he's usually a pretty good actor. The director was obviously not caring about quality at all when he made this movie. He figured the kids who watched it would be as dumb as the script. But that isn't true, because ever since I was young I found this to be horrendous. This movie should be much farther than 80 on the Bottom 100. I'd say more like five.
Ken Macaulay This very movie is probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my whole life! In fact, this movie made me dumber and dumber with each minute I had watched! And now, I have an hour and a half of my life that I can never get back! And why, you may ask? Because of this foul smelling, vomit inducing, putrid chunk of diaper gravy!! The only good thing about this movie was when the end credits popped up! Sure, there was good actors like Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd, and even Dom faffing Deluise; but I wouldn't have guessed that the director of this movie, Bob Clark, had directed The Christmas Story. What would drive oneself to make such a horrible movie? Bob Clark should've realised that the general plot was too dumb to make it as a whole movie and scrap the entire project! That way, he wouldn't have made Baby Geniuses 2 (which was the last movie he ever made), and Baby Geniuses 3 (which I think was made by Jon Voight). I would rate this a zero out of ten, but this rating system only goes as low as one. All I can say is stay away from this movie at all costs!!