Voxitype Good films always raise compelling questions, whether the format is fiction or documentary fact.

Bergorks If you like to be scared, if you like to laugh, and if you like to learn a thing or two at the movies, this absolutely cannot be missed.

Arianna Moses Let me be very fair here, this is not the best movie in my opinion. But, this movie is fun, it has purpose and is very enjoyable to watch.

Marva It is an exhilarating, distressing, funny and profound film, with one of the more memorable film scores in years,

nealnels Soooo many facts to be stated:I'm giving "Breeders"(1986) 5 stars because, like "R.O.T.O.R.," it falls squarely into the "So Bad It's Great" category.This movie is not to be confused with "Breeders" (1997), although I am not entirely sure it's not a re-make or sequel. It does appear very similar in look and story-line. It's IMDb page even features screen shots from "Breeders" (1986). But please do not be fooled, and demand the original! "Breeders" was filmed back-to-back with "Mutant Hunt."The same director was at the helm of "Robot Holocaust" (1986). That film only ranks a 2.1 and holds the distinction of being in IMDb's bottom 100. "Breeders" scores a 3.4 which only tells me that there is an appreciation for this sort of movie. I do own "Robot Holocaust" but only in the MST3K version. I would love to find the original cut on DVD!"Breeders" was released in 1986 and "Mutant Hunt" was held in the can for another year. (Probably to follow "Robot Holocaust" as a pseudo-sequel.) I don't own "Mutant Hunt," (which receives a healthy 3.6 rating) but rest assured, I will find it.Tim Kincaid (AKA Joe Gage/ Mac Larson... etc, etc.) was/is (who knows?) a director of gay porn. "Breeders" could hardly be any less GAY. The only thing remotely gay about it is the photographer character. In fact, one could call this movie- the most opposite of gay you can get this side of straight and/or lesbian porn. My partner and I are gay, and I'm sure two, of very few, that have a deep appreciation for this movie. If you're looking for male eroticism in a Tim Kincaid "film", see "Robot Holocaust." It features MANY scantily clad muscular men. But please believe me that "Breeders" is the much better BAD movie.Alright, facts aside, let's chat awhile about "Breeders." This film, much like "R.O.T.O.R.," doesn't waste time trying to make sense. The acting is non-existent. The script is even worse. The sets are worse than that. And the story-line and special effects are even worser(sic). Why they wasted precious film on this atrocity is a blessing for THOSE of us who understand and love these sort of movies. (Do you see what I did there?)One may even question if Kincaid was doing all of these horrible things on purpose? I certainly hope not. I dislike, and can usually tell, when a B-movie is being made; to be a B-movie. I hope the man was dead serious. That makes it all the funnier for me!Let me outline the train-wreck that is, "Breeders:" There's... an unseen (for most of the movie) rubber suited monster. The itty- bitty-titty-committee walking around naked (for most of the movie). A stupid detective and an even more inept doctor- trying to solve the case of the "breeding" alien. Even the title of the film is incorrect. There is only the one alien trying to impregnate these "virgin" (yeah, right!) ladies; so I'm not sure why "Breeders" is plural. A nurse who comes home from work- showers, changes clothes, entertains a guest, and cooks dinner- ALL in the same room! And an ending (that takes place in a New York(?) subway tunnel(?) that should go down in infamy. Several naked gals bathing each other in a humongous tub of seaman. (I may have used another word here; but we'll see if this one even gets through.) The only thing that could possibly tear the audience's eyes from the bathtub... would be a man that turns inside out and becomes a half- human/ half-alien child...thingy with extremely large teeth. Oh, and it's kinda on the needy side. The needy alien child thingy and all of the bathing beauties are killed when the detective drops a power- line in the seamen. Credits should have rolled at this point, but I guess we had to fill in a bit more of this 77 min. film's running time. Soooo... we are treated to a (I'm hesitant in saying "another," because it is really the "only") sex scene; or shall I say, after-sex scene. We find the stupid detective and inept doctor in bed together sweating like they just had a good time. (Ya- know-what-I-mean...) And just when one is thinking, "It could possibly... in some parallel universe... work out for these two," the lady doctor starts turning into an alien. This presupposes many things: That this movie had NO intentions of making any sense. Yay! That the doctor was a virgin (before her time with the detective...just now.) And.... that, even-though, the audience hardly ever saw the doctor away from work and/or the detective... she still had time to get it on with the alien.In conclusion, if you feel like I do about exquisitely bad and tasteless cinema... Please feel free to treat yourself to my suggested double-feature of "Breeders" and "R.O.T.O.R." (Take a gander at my review of this movie too, just to get a taste of what you're in store for.) They'll let you down... in all the right ways!

GoNiFo I called my review simply: "the Worst Movie I Ever Saw" because I couldn't find more accurate words to describe the horror I viewed on my TV. I have never said that I despise a movie or that it's the worst. Even the ones on Sci-Fi (SyFy???) are mildly entertaining because they are so bad. Usually a movie has something that will redeem it so I can't say it was absolutely terrible. This movie however has no redeeming qualities, it's exactly as the others who hated it here describe and I hate myself for having subjected myself to this monstrosity.Following is the review I gave it for my own well being...I had to do something with the thoughts of disbelief swirling around in my head after watching it.I recently saw a movie that was unbelievably terrible in every aspect of all that is shitty. You see, when the digital conversion thing went through last year and people without cable had to get the converter, those who had regular un-digital cable, like us, were able to get a digital converter box. When that happened, all of a sudden we were able to get Comcast on Demand. A perk of this service of course being, free movies that we are able to watch on demand.Well, my husband was searching through the free movies and stops at this one called "Breeders". We read the description given for it and it sounded at the very least tolerable with promise of maybe being good.From the moment the movie started until the second it ended I felt my jaw stretching open more and more as I was unable to close it from the sheer shock of how utterly terrible this piece of crap was. The storyline was the stupidest thing I ever dared to think someone would write about, the acting was below sub-sub-par, and when I say special effects, I mean that there weren't any. This film needed a whole lotta something. Namely that it should have never been made. What a waste of time and $5.00.I remember thinking I felt bad for the actors in it because they probably thought this could have been their big break. Holy crap, they were probably all ordered to be executed so that the world might move past the tragedy they helped to create on screen.I really couldn't believe it. This "masterpiece" was made in 1986.

lastliberal OK, this is definitely a guilty pleasure and not a movie where you will see quality acting or dazzling special effects.What you will see are breasts; lots of breasts, and derrières, too. We even get to see a naked workout by model Amy Brentano. After a photo shoot, she does a line, and gives us a good naked workout. Teen boys will be thrilled. There is even the requisite shower scene with another victim.Aliens are looking for virgins, and there are far more than you would believe. I mean, can a girl be a virgin if she snorts cocaine and does naked workouts. It's possible, but hardly believable.After the victims recover from their rape, then they go walking nude around the city searching for their new masters.The end was a real pleasure. They were all together under the city writhing around in alien sperm. Writer/director Tim Kincaid certainly had a breast fetish.

BA_Harrison Movie monsters have been attracted to sexy women since the dawn of cinema, but only a small percentage of them have gone so far as to give the object of their affection some SERIOUS monster lovin'. The creatures in Breeders are definitely in the minority who can't wait to get their feelers wet.In this silly low-budget piece of B-movie sci-fi/horror, several women are left hospitalised after being subjected to vicious sex attacks; the only connection between the victims: they were all virgins (hard to believe, looking at them, but there you go). Det. Dale Andriotti (Lance Lewman) investigates the case, and with the help of Dr. Gamble Pace (Teresa Farley, who sports unfeasibly large hair), he discovers that an alien race is attempting to propagate their species on Earth by mating with 'pure, undiseased' human females.This slim plot allows director Tim Kincaid to string together a series of lurid scenes in which his virginal young women get buck naked (they may be pure, but they sure ain't shy!), whilst also throwing in the odd spot of gore for splatter fans (Ed French's effects are, for the most part, rather laughable, although there is an impressive bit of bladder work when one character's skin bulges nastily before splitting open).An amazingly daft ending sees Andriotti finally tracking an alien to an abandoned subway tunnel where he finds a 'nest'—an extraterrestrial hot-tub full of sticky white goop in which the creature's victims writhe naked (it all looks suspiciously like the aftermath at a bukkake convention). After a brief struggle with a deformed alien child and a bigger bug-eyed critter (roasted using a can of petrol conveniently found nearby), Andriotti cooks the whole nest by connecting a reel of electric cable (also conveniently found nearby) to the third rail.It's poorly written and directed, the sets are lame, and the actors are dreadful, but Breeders has enough bums, boobs, bush, blood and bug-eyed monster action to make it reasonable fun for fans of really bad z-grade horror.5.5 out of 10, rounded up to 6 for IMDb.