If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

6.6 | 1h53m | R | en | Drama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Released: October. 10,2025 | Released Producted By: A24 , Fat City Country: Budget: 0 Revenue: 0 Official Website: https://a24films.com/films/if-i-had-legs-id-kick-you

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Genre

Drama

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) is now streaming with subscription on HBO Max

Cast

Rose Byrne , Conan O'Brien , A$AP Rocky , Danielle Macdonald , Delaney Quinn , Mary Bronstein

Director

Samantha Figueira

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A24

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Rose Byrne

as Linda

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Conan O'Brien

as Therapist

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A$AP Rocky

as James

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Danielle Macdonald

as Caroline

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Delaney Quinn

as Child

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Mary Bronstein

as Dr. Spring

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Samantha Figueira

Art Department Coordinator

Kyra Boselli

Art Direction

Janelle Jones

Assistant Property Master

Pierre Rovira

Construction Coordinator

Kalani Akuna

Graphic Designer

Carmen Navis

Production Design

Bridget Rafferty

Property Master

Kaili Corcoran

Set Decoration

Molly E. Ramsay

Set Dresser

David Dee

Set Dresser

Erik Valentine

Set Dresser

Holly Wilson

Set Dresser

Christopher Messina

Director of Photography

James Schlittenhart

First Assistant Camera

Chris Keenan

Key Grip

Alec Nickel

Second Assistant Camera

Jesse Coyote Sanchez-Strauss

Steadicam Operator

Logan White

Still Photographer

Nina Bova

Assistant Costume Designer

Willa Piro

Costume Coordinator

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Audience Reviews

Matrixston Wow! Such a good movie.

SnoReptilePlenty Memorable, crazy movie

Nicole I enjoyed watching this film and would recommend other to give it a try , (as I am) but this movie, although enjoyable to watch due to the better than average acting fails to add anything new to its storyline that is all too familiar to these types of movies.

Brooklynn There's a more than satisfactory amount of boom-boom in the movie's trim running time.