Clevercell Very disappointing...

Matialth Good concept, poorly executed.

Matylda Swan It is a whirlwind of delight --- attractive actors, stunning couture, spectacular sets and outrageous parties.

Scarlet The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

Michael Ledo This is an intentionally made bad film in an attempt to become a camp cult classic. It seems the lesbian community of Ottawa is disappearing. Vampires who can go out in daylight are to blame. Jesus teams up with a Mexican "professional wrestler" to thwart the vampires.The dialogue was goofy and corny but not funny. There were musical scenes that reminded me of "Godspell" but for the most part the film fell flat. The movie looked like something from the 1980's that needs restoration. Tries too hard to be funny. Extras include and outtakes which is more like a "behind the scenes" segment. There is a commentary option which should make the film watchable.Guide: No swearing, sex or nudity. T-shirt with F-word plainly on it.

jayborgwardt Good god. What a motion picture. I went in expecting nothing, but boy was I surprised. This movie has it all. Vampires, lesbians, motorcycles, butt grabbing, well choreographed fight scenes, jumpsuits, Jesus singing, and so much more. The soundtrack is SO good. I just wanted to stick my d*ck in the entire movie soundtrack it was so f*cking good. My personal favorite was "Everybody gets laid tonight". Truly an instant classic. The one major downside is that the soundtrack isn't available on iTunes. Does anyone know where I can cop a copy? Seriously this soundtrack makes me want to f*ck someone's sideburns so hard Jesus Christ (pun intended). I hate my entire self. Anyway the acting was also A plus like the actors seemed like they should've made it in Hollywood. If you have ANY money to your name, buy this movie. You won't be sorry.

Urantia Although fiction may use real people and real events along with or instead of imaginary characters, my view is that it crosses the line and becomes an egregious act of slanderous defamation and calumnious denigration when it deliberately distorts the reality of a historically prominent figure and maliciously misrepresents the nature and character of that person. So, for example, to portray a known-to-be-non-violent person such as Jesus of Nazareth as being some kung-fu warrior who inflicts bodily harm upon others does way more than cross that line that ignores the reality of Jesus...it tries to form that line into another bloody cross and nail Him to it all over again! Although non-violent, Jesus is certainly no cowardly wimp. And not all students of His teachings are gonna just sit back and turn the other cheek so to speak while movie-makers merrily mock Him like He is some kind of circus clown or prophet puppet fashioned solely for their amusement! Woe unto thee, ye ungodly perpetrators of this cosmic crime, an evil attack against God and All Beings Holy and Divine! Woe unto thee, you mischievously wicked malcontents who peddle your dirty little damnation deed perhaps inspired by some demonically-flavored Satan-seed! Woe unto thee, ye blinded by darkness fools who squirm like slothful worms in the thick mud of night, trembling like broken twigs in the wind when confronted by the God of Life and Light! So to sum up this movie in just three words: Slander. Blasphemy. Sacrilege. To sum up Jesus in three words: I will not even attempt that one. There are no words adequate enough to even partially describe His gracious nature and charismatic personality. But to know Him is to love Him. And to love Him is to defend Him when others spit in His Face and trample all over His offers of mercy and grace.

Xander Seavy (RiffRaffMcKinley) I am not a Christian. I don't mind saying it. But this movie definitely crosses a line. Not necessarily a religious line, but more a line of incredibly horrific disbelief that (a) you are actually watching this and (b) this is really what it is.I was introduced to "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter" by my friends, who said it was the most amazing movie ever (somebody must have obviously drugged them). I borrowed the DVD, and it basically gathered dust on my shelf for a month (at least) while I kicked myself for never getting the motivation up to watch it. When finally I did, I was immediately and ruthlessly scarred by the film's resoundingly bad songs, blindingly bad picture quality, and a sound mix that was appallingly awful to an ungodly (no pun intended) degree.The film depicts a Second Coming straight out of the imagination of a group of people obviously obsessed with the works of, say, Quentin Tarantino, Roger Corman, and George Romero-- in a vastly unhealthy manner. There's a lesbian shortage, which is a key plot device (an imbecilic one at that) since (and I'm just spit-balling here because the film is so vapidly incoherent) the female vampires can only prey on other females? When it comes to my tastes for... shall we say different interpretations or portrayals of Jesus Christ, I can stand anything from "Godspell" (which I love) to "The Greatest Story Ever Told" (which I kind of loathed). But I still don't understand any kind of point this movie had, except background noise for people who are trying to roll joints. Even if they had a shoestring budget (and I'm pretty sure they did), they could have done markedly better than this.