VeteranLight I don't have all the words right now but this film is a work of art.

JinRoz For all the hype it got I was expecting a lot more!

BelSports This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.

Robert Joyner The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one

patrick-green Razortooth. Another cable movie you'll see late at night, it belongs to that particular kind of species which is only released in video, a video you'll quickly glimpse in the store's bargain bin and then forget for a while before stumbling upon it one night while changing channels.The film also neatly fits into the set character lists one usually finds in such movies: the stupid, horny teenagers (with one "smart girl" in the lot), a scientist who messed with Mother Nature...yeah, nothing new. The monster is not new either and looks like someone decided to recycle the Anaconda franchise by adding eels to the mix (Eels, eels, anyone know that song?). While this may sound terrible, the film is deliciously funny.The eel looks permanently annoyed about something. It growls, hisses and roars and chases its prey over land, through trees, water and even bathrooms with what can only be a strong, homicidal hatred for mankind. The thing even stops while chasing its victims and does an odd hissing and shaking of head movement where it looks spectacularly angry (note to self: when a giant eel is angry, you're in for something bad). The fishy beast also appears to be a very flexible animal: it can bite a man in half, but can also attack through tiny pipes. This goes to show the animal is serious business and is not to be trifled with.Yes. Giant eels are serious business.The characters are all very boring at the beginning. You have to wait for the parts where everyone gets together to chase the angry eel for the real mayhem to start. Why? This is why.You have a bunch of angry American gun nuts, one of whom is overweight, has long white hair and an MP5 (ownership of such a gun probably violates several different gun laws). Another notable gun nut is looking for his son and is an ass. No worries though, he is an epic ass, and goes through the film swearing, insulting and manhandling traumatised kids and shooting at things. These gun nuts trudge around the streams and forests looking for the eel and all get massacred save for Angry Father who gets shot with a cyanide dart by Queer Scientist. The aforementioned students are also incredibly inept, with two of the students being fat (guess who natural selection chose for the eel's next dinner!). The scientist is a strange, wimpy fellow who tries to pull off the "tough scientist" role and only succeeds in looking a bit queer. He dies a hilarious, and unconvincing death.There are also some children who go missing. You shouldn't care about them since they don't get saved. In fact, practically nobody survives the hunt for the eel, which turns out to be insanely hard to kill.All in all, we can say the true hero of this movie was the eel. This movie is about the eel's quest for revenge upon the human species and how the noble (and insanely angry) beast is vanquished by man's cruelty.Rest in peace, Angry Eel, you shall never be forgotten.

phantasmda The good? It ends...EventuallyThe bad? Whoah!Where do I start? The acting: pre school play standardThe script: I am only amazed that a script this bad managed to find funding.The dialogue: Is as bad as it gets, this tries to be intelligent and fails miserably, there's the usual cliché characters, some really bad and I mean BAD attempts at comic relief, I only got to the end because my TV remote is broken and I couldn't be arsed to get up and change the channel.The effects: WOW! Is it really possible, in this day and age, to have special effects THIS bad? The eel looked awful, it didn't even look like it was on screen half of the time. The main creature changed size several times to suit what was happening. I mean, in one scene, the creature is so huge it can bite someone clean in half and swallow them whole. In the next scene, it is small enough for the main (cough cough) hero to wrestle it in a pond.The music: Think Jaws played by a 3 year old.The direction: Was there any?Avoid this like the plague, it's 90 minutes of your life you'll really want back.

Argemaluco I have a special appreciation for the "monster movies" which were made between the 50's and the 70's.On that moment,this kind of films were made with little resources,medium talent and a lot of ambition.But,those movies were only exhibited on down at heel cinemas.However,I can say that sub-genus had its "boom" on that period.Nowadays,that sub-genus is having a resurrection on TV and straight-to-DVD movies.Although there has been a big number of craps recently from this sub-genus,I have to admit I have enjoyed some ones,like Razortooth.I cannot deny this movie will be considered as unacceptable for a lot of film experts,but I personally found it to be entertaining and it did not disappoint me because I received exactly what I expected : a mutant monster,blood and some touches of humor.Besides,I appreciated to see that this movie did not forget about its story,something many films from this sub-genus do.The screenplay from this film may not be great,but it is dynamic,well structured and it has appropriate touches of humor.And I also appreciated the fact that this movie does not take too seriously to itself.On the negative side,we can find various elements,specially the amateur special effects and performances,but the good elements from this movie compensate to a certain point some fails.I can give a recommendation to Razortooth because,although it is not great or memorable at all,it made me have a good time,something that a lot of Academy-Award nominated or worldwide acclaimed films have not achieved.

immcgillicuddy I LOVED this title. I thought the campy nature was so much fun! Come on people, the idea you are trying to hold a movie like this to some kind of "creature" reality is kinda sad. Have fun with it! I thought it was hilarious! The bad guy was especially funny. I was hoping he was gonna say..."You just don't lead em as much!!" On another note, I liked the ending. I did not see that coming and the final romantic scene made me laugh out loud. When's the last time that happened? Certainly not during "Semi-Pro" or "Balls of Fury". I also liked the way the monsters looked and the idea way they took their pray. I can't wait for the next one, I hope they make a sequel!