BootDigest Such a frustrating disappointment

SnoReptilePlenty Memorable, crazy movie

StyleSk8r At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.

Hayden Kane There is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes

Leofwine_draca THE DEAD DON'T SCREAM is a typical indie horror flick set in the woods, in which a bunch of camping college kids run into an unscrupulous gang of car thieves who decide to murder the witnesses rather than letting them go. What follows is a film replete with bikini-clad young actresses, stripping, some nudity, some gore, and not a lot of sense to go with all that. It's cheesy and quite slapdash in feel, but recognisable as an exploitation picture.

Tauren Humnus I can't decide what was worse, the acting or the script. There was one scene with a woman on the phone and it honestly seems like she's never spoken on a telephone before. Another scene with a man giving hand signals to someone reversing a car and it was as if he had never moved his arms before... I mean it stinks of something rotten if the actors in a film aren't believable as human beings. I watched this on a paid subscription website and this film makes me want to ask for my money back. I would literally rather jab spoons in my eye repeatedly than to watch this tripe ever again. At the end of the day, I've watched a LOT of horrible movies over the years... But this is the first time one has been so bad that it prompted me to write a review about it!!! This film deserves a -10 out of 10.

snusenx Im at a loss for words... this is terrible. This movie is awful, the script, the actors, the "special" effects, its all just utterly horribly bad.Selling or renting out this movie is actually the same as stealing peoples money.Id rather ride naked on a horse made of barbed wire and melting lava than sit through this garbage again.I nominate it for "the histories worst movie ever"-award.(and i have to write 10 lines about this shyte) (and i have to write 10 lines about this shyte)

CreativeNoize The 2 word review for Spinal Tap's "Shark Sandwich" album...would be giving this movie far too much credit. I can honestly say that this is not only the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life...but possibly the worst movie ever created by man. I cannot believe any self-respecting individual would ever allow this movie to be produced, let alone released. Every single aspect of this movie is horrific...and all those associated with it should be barred from making films ever again. I am fairly certain that if monkeys can learn to operate cameras, they can probably make a more compelling movie...even if said movie is about monkeys doing monkey things.