Plantiana
Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.
Marketic
It's no definitive masterpiece but it's damn close.
Dynamixor
The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.
Dirtylogy
It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.