BeSummers Funny, strange, confrontational and subversive, this is one of the most interesting experiences you'll have at the cinema this year.

Dirtylogy It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.

Bergorks If you like to be scared, if you like to laugh, and if you like to learn a thing or two at the movies, this absolutely cannot be missed.

Portia Hilton Blistering performances.

ttylr1973 Hard to watch all the way through...the only thing that kept my interest was looking for the goofs: In the pool scenes that was supposed to be Mount Olympus, there were Christmas tree lights wrapped around the palm trees; barbed wire fencing in background; a flag pole; gas BBQ on patio in scene and patio chairs; shot of Parthenon in Greece had scaffolding in shots ( they could have photo- shopped them out); indoor scene had glass reflection in background; etc. Music was good. Plot was very simple. The only action outdoor scenes, so far, are the pool area over and over and over again. The guy Hercules kills at pool has a tattoo of Texas on his body too. They should have titled his Body Building 101.

equatortravel This is the worst movie I've ever seen. There is no story, no acting...it's shot from the strangest angles...I spent most of it (before going to ff) trying to figure out where it was shot. Of course, Malibu! (I don't think that's a spoiler) It was worse that the old 60's AMA soft core gay flics. The filmmaker was either very short or filmed on his knees - most shots were taken from below. It was listed as sci-fi adventure - quite a stretch! The Texas tattoo and lousy wrestling in a crumbling hotel/brothel had potential but I'm afraid the film maker was too enthralled with his mediocre body boys to even consider making a good funny movie. Chelsea Rae Bernier could hardly speak her lines...but who noticed? - my jaw couldn't drop any further than the sight of her 'costume'. The invisible Lou Ferrigno as "Zeus (as Lou Ferrigno)" was probably best left off camera...Director cum Cinematographer David DeCoteau (do I smell Canada?) has had some fairly better attempts "Leatherjacket Love Story" limps to mind. But this one is a real stinker!

randy-j-smith Poor acting. Can see a lot of reflections in the windows. I was very disappointed but you would think that after watching, 2 other 1313 movies, I would have known better. These actors are gorgeous to look at, but that is all that is good about the movie. I don't suggest any of the 1313 movies. What I can suggest is that the production company look at better structure to their movie. Another thing is that there is a lot of music and movement and not enough speaking and story behind what is going on. Also a poor job with allowing the house to show up in the background. This movie makes me want to puke. I can see why they used so much money as there is so much music. I am sure the actors were under paid!

Michael Adams I can't believe this movie cost $1million to make. It seems as it was made in an abandoned porn house. The opening scene with dialog between two people shows how unskilled this crew was. Christmas lights in the palm trees, reflections in the windows of the living room showing the sofa, the Texas tattoo on the actor are just a few issues that lead the viewer to turn off the movie right away. From the words of a fellow viewer with me, "It seems as though this movie was the late night wet-dream of a boy-toy too bored to actually care about the quality of the movie."Save yourself from this disaster, don't bother with it.I was unfortunate and spent a good hour hoping it would improve, to no avail.