Pluskylang Great Film overall

FirstWitch A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

Abbigail Bush what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

Quiet Muffin This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

kapelusznik18 ***SPOILERS*** It wasn't much of a battle as the attacking US military were caught flat footed by the defending Japanese Marines who wiped them out almost to the last man. With Moe Malumuth, Richard Devon, playing dead he managed to get to a cave on the island where he found the badly injured fellow GI Ken Kennedy, Ron Gans, paralyzed from a blast of mortar fire. With Moe going to case out in the island looking for food and medical supplies from the occupying Japanese troops he manages to kill one of them who tried to do him in, neglecting his rifle and handgun, karate style and failed. Moe later goes into a deep depression in having killed a man, the Japanese Marine, even in self defense in that it being against his both moral and religious teachings.Still after killing once Moe doesn't have any problems in killing some half dozen more Japanese troops until it's heard on the Tokyo Japan radio that the Emperor has ordered the total surrender of the Japanese military to the allied forces! That had the remaining and heartbroken Japs end up committing Harri Kari, with rifles not swords, in order to save face and humiliation in that Japan lost the war! It now turns out to be a fight between the crippled Ken and healthy Moe in them not being able to live together, with Moe forced to look after him day and night, as well as Ken's uncalled for remarks, when he really got angry and pi**d off, about Moe's religious affiliations.***SPOILERS*** Finally kissing and making up both Moe & Ken wait to be rescued that, in being stuck on an uncharted island in the Pacific, takes more then a year for the US Navy and Marines to finally locate them. It's Moe while beach-combing on the far side of the island who spots an entire US Naval armada heading straight for it. With goats and other animals debarked together with a company of US Marines they finally rescue Moe, and later Ken, and it couldn't have been soon enough! The island that both Moe & Ken were stuck on was designated to be plastered off the map in an atomic test explosion called Operation Barnyard, or really Crossrords, the very next day where the two if they stayed there would have been blown to atoms!

jt_3d Poor combat scenes, a platoon of guys attacking an entire island, defended by less than 20 guys, in rubber boats (the attacking guys, not the defending guys). Actually they apparently only had one rubber boat. You never see two at the same time but at least they saved like ten bucks. At first the Japs are behind rocks, then after the battle we find that it was actually an open beach. Americans shot down while running back and forth in front of Japanese, like ducks in a shooting gallery. One survivor was supposed to have caught a mortar frag in the back but there wasn't a single explosion. Some of the Japs have M-1s (incorrect) some have bolt action rifles (correct). Some have bolt action rifles that fire multiple times without being cycled (incorrect).But enough about the first two minutes of this movie. The movie itself was actually not too bad as a tale of survival. Follow the antics of the two survivors of a failed attack on a small Pacific island as they try to survive on a slightly enemy held island. They have to off the occasional Jap but it's mostly about rounding up something to eat and keeping the whiny guy quiet. Soon enough our intrepid heroes decide the island is too crowded and want to create some Lebensraum by doing unto the enemy before the enemy can do unto them, with a bunch of grenades. Alas, before any excitement can break out or anything can explode the Japanese guys kill themselves.Now there's even less excitement left in this movie and we settle into a dull grind of listening to the whiny guy say "Moe" over and over and trying to figure out what's in that delicious soup Moe makes.Now as soon as I saw a goat had mysteriously appeared on the island I had the ending written and there was going be one explosion in this movie, even if it was stock footage. But no, they went with the least interesting ending they could have used. Oh well.4/10

MartinHafer This film and "Shell Shock" have been packaged together by Something Weird Video. Both are ultra-low budget WWII films that were made during the post-war period. However, unlike the wretched and extremely boring "Shell Shock", "Battle of Blood Island" manages to be entertaining despite its many shortcomings.The biggest problem with the film is probably the title. There really isn't any battle--at least not that you'll see in this action-less action picture. When the story begins, a small group of US Marines have already been killed as they were trying to take this small Pacific island (though the film was actually made in Puerto Rico). Two manage to survive...but one just barely. The healthy guy saves the wounded one and they hide from the tiny occupying Japanese force through the first half of the film. Then, a very odd thing happens. When the two soldiers have mustered up the nerve to attack the dozen or so occupants, just before they do so, the Japanese soldiers obligingly kill themselves--apparently they just found out they lost the war and decided to commit mass suicide. Now the two men realize that although they will indeed survive, perhaps no one will ever come to rescue them--after all, the island is small and the Americans probably assumed the entire unit was wiped out in the earlier attack. This is a pretty novel idea and without a working radio, I am sure there must been a few cases like this at the end of the war.The relationship between the two men makes up an interesting second half of the film. I especially was intrigued by what I thought was a gay subtext late in the film when the one healthy guy did NOT try to communicate with the American ships passing by--making you wonder if he really liked the idea of spending the rest of his life with the other man! But, sadly, the film didn't really follow up on this....making you wonder WHY the healthy guy didn't try to signal the ship. A gay love interest seems to be the only answer. But, despite this, the film still is different and pretty well acted.By the way, the ending was only okay. I predicted that the island would be Bikiki or some other island used for nuclear testing because goats and other livestock were released on the islands to see the effects of the bomb on them (that's kind of sad, huh?). But, I think they missed their chance for a great twist ending. When the healthy guy was finally discovered by the soldiers who were rounding up the goats and pigs, wouldn't have been wild if at that point it turned out there really WAS only one survivor on the island and the sick guy had died long before and was only now a figment of the other man's imagination? This "Twilight Zone" ending would have improved the film considerably--especially since the ending otherwise didn't make complete sense. Still, it's well worth a look.By the way, the film really blew it with the toucan. This bird lives ONLY around the Caribbean as well as Central and South America--not the Pacific. And, for that matter, they cannot talk like a parrot of mynha bird. Oops.

verbusen Before you balk at a 7 of 10 rating I'm giving this, it is in proportion to the films budget which is mid 60's drive in movie, indi production, very low money. It is on the 50 Movie Pack Combat Classics collection through Amazon, I highly recommend it for the price of what one or two movies alone go for. If your a Roger Corman fan you will enjoy this movie. I'm not a big fan of Corman's stuff but I keep watching it. I like hopeless situation movies usually post atomic war stuff, and this has a bit of that taste. I found it at first fun to watch seeing the dramatized invasion (you have to use suspension of belief in this movie which I did), but then the situation of two GI's (one wounded and para-pelagic) on an island abandoned with a squad of Japanese was something I never saw before so I got into it. It then turned into a drama of men going insane and of course what would a war movie be without a little racial bigotry thrown in for even more easy drama. I was hoping the ending would turn out different in a bad way, it would have been a very Cormanesque twist like he did in that cave man movie I think titled teenage caveman. Anyway for a really low budget forgotten drive in war flick it's a good one to catch, 7 of 10. It does seem a lot longer then 68 minutes though. Corman is uncredited as a soldier in this one as well so you see some versions packaged with his face on the cover but as far as I can tell on IMDb he is an uncredited actor only, maybe he made this under a different name?