Doomtomylo
a film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.
Dirtylogy
It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.
Bergorks
If you like to be scared, if you like to laugh, and if you like to learn a thing or two at the movies, this absolutely cannot be missed.
Allison Davies
The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.
Horst in Translation (filmreviews@web.de)
"Black XXX-Mas" is a Belgian 10-minute movie from over 15 years ago and it basically shows us the dark side of Christmas, in the truest sense of the word. Lots of blood, gore and violence is nothing you would want to see your family over the holidays. Sadly, it's not even the kind of film that is like a car crash, where you cannot watch it, but also cannot watch away. It was just very very strange, with no compelling story, but obviously lots of attention to shock. I personally cannot say I enjoyed the watch here and I am surprised this won a couple awards back then. Writer and director is Pieter Van Hees and he is still making films today, was only in his 20s back then. But I am not surprised to see his career not revolve around big stars and films as I cannot see too much talent in his work here. I do not recommend the watch. Thumbs down.
movieman_kev
Having some free time on my hands I decided to watch some short films on Atomfilms. "Black XXX-mas" runs about 11 minutes (9 and a half excluding credits) and is a urban updating of Little Red Riding Hood emphasis on the Hood part. If you're looking for an intricate plot, or any cohesive plot at all you'll be disappointed. This is all about mindless carnage, with a day in the life of a black thief Santa and his hot daughter Little Red. It's nothing that'll make you think, but it is interesting...up to a point when it just gets weird. I mean "Twin Peaks" weird. Not the first season, the Second. Now multiply the second season of "Twin Peaks" by like 10 and you'll be around the ballpark. Massive amounts of blood and full frontal nudity make this fairy tale one that's not for the kiddies.Eye Candy: Kimberly gets completely nude My Grade: C+
Brad_Thomas
MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD! OK the movie in a nutshell. so this girl goes out buys drugs gets pulled over by a cop, the cops name is Wolf. the cop feels her butt, then he eats her...okay? he beats her up and eats her. then this woman is at home and this guy come with bulging genitals and he does her up. then the woman goes into the other room and this black guy is there and she undresses.....then the movie turns into a porno. he starts sucking on her breasts, then she gives him head. then wolf walks in with blood all over him and says "honey I'm home" then he realizes his wife is blowing some black guy and he kills her, the black guy kills him cuts the girl out of wolfs stomach and the go home. the end and they lived happily ever after. THAT IS THE MOVIE.now after reading this do u really think there is anything to like about this movie. the only thing i liked in the woman had a nice body. but the performances sucked, the story sucked, the dialogue sucked, THE WHOLE MOVIE JUST SUCKED!!!!!
ascardia
The problem with this movie is that it isn't funny, it isn't scary, it isn't dramatic, it isn't intriguing, it isn't stimulating, it isn't, it isn't exciting, it isn't even the slightest bit interesting. I saw this film recently on tape and I was glad I didn't spent any money to rent it. It's basically a poor attempt at film-making. I won't even bother to tell you the story. Story? What story?
