SanEat
A film with more than the usual spoiler issues. Talking about it in any detail feels akin to handing you a gift-wrapped present and saying, "I hope you like it -- It's a thriller about a diabolical secret experiment."
filippaberry84
I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.
Neive Bellamy
Excellent and certainly provocative... If nothing else, the film is a real conversation starter.
Aiden Melton
The storyline feels a little thin and moth-eaten in parts but this sequel is plenty of fun.
mrhellerphant
I could go on to say what everyone else has said about this unfortunate skidmark on the underwear of modern cinema, but I think this video sums up Chicken Park pretty well.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5hqGCYEXEoWelcome to the "New & Improved" Super Fantastical Awesome Movie Review Show Starring Heller & The Budz. This episode the lads investigate the urban legend of Chicken Park, a movie so bad that Heller claims that the producers stretched from corners of the globe to eradicate it's existence. In a video store so far far away they stumble across what he believes to be the final copy in existence. The KingHit Studios team have been churning out videos for the past year, including the YouTube Award Winning Room 4 Rent. You can follow the team here or on their Facebook page.www.facebook.com/kinghitstudios
Anthony David
The giant chicken we could handle. I have no problem with cheep FX (pun intended). I have no problem with Italian 'B' movies. What destroyed it was the lack of comedic writing. The "actors" must have made the dialogue up as they went along. It was not funny. It was degrading, vicious language. I will never get those 12 terrible minutes of my life back. I am a fan of parody spoofs and was looking forward to this movie as it had such wonderful material to lampoon in "Jurassic Park". All that was recognisable was the big gate. The producers probably blew the whole budget on that gate! Plan 9 is a masterpiece compared to this one.
buffylover1985
The worst movie ever made, BAR NONE. It even makes 2001 A Space Travesty look good. Words cant describe how bad this movie is! I have considered buying it from the video store i work in, just so i can do a sacrificial burning of it!!!!!!!
ganstertrippin
Back In The Day, before i had the internet, we would often have conversations about what the worst film of all time was. One of the kids said that he had seen a send-up of Jurassic Park named Chicken Park. This kid was a notoriously bad liar so we just ignored him. As if a film like this would be made. I mean honestly.Fast Forward to last week. After crusing around this site for a while, I remembered the Chicken Park story. So I typed it in and low and behold here it is. With all the information about it too. I decided to hunt this film down and give it a watch. The video rental stores never heard of it, for good reason. Then in a bargin bin box at Kmart, there it was for 2 bucks.So why do i feel ripped off? ARGH! This film is the pit of all that is wrong with the nature of human beings. Why take a perfectly good film and decide instead of really cool dinosaurs , we replace them with god damn chickens?And the "In" jokes are pitiful. Dr. Eggs? COME ON!!!!This film is so bad that it makes Glitter look like The Godfather. Yuck, please don't watch this film. Let it remain a horrible joke to you. I think I'll go throw up.
