bonniebuchanan
** BEWARE! Spoilers ALERT!! = This review contains Spoilers, which outline: plot, character actions, possible motives,and/or other key points within the film. PLEASE STOP READING HERE! & BE AWARE BEFORE READING FURTHER: This review may spoil your initial viewing experience, if you read any further, and know in advance the various details outlined herein, such as key plot and/or character points written below, prior to watching this film! **Title: Fireangel's, a Drifters Fury = Was so Bad, a root canal would be both more interesting, (makes more sense), and is less painful for the Viewer than watching this 'film!' I recommend that you PASS ON WATCHING THIS, so called "movie!" I'm not even certain how it can be termed a "movie", when all it is composed of are 1st person wanderings around cemetery scenes, all the while the character (supposedly a fallen angel/Satan), spouts, crazy, religious ramblings, and ends with a one minute one-aided phone call, that feels out of place, and leaves the Viewer as confused as the initial 2 minutes, and rest of the film.While the movie description states this is about the eternal struggle between Good and Evil, God and Satan, battling for the souls of man. In reality, the film follows no distinct plot. A summation of the film is as follows: X minutes of 1st person religious ramblings wandering through cemetery scenes, then one or two odd shots which should have been defining moments (but, actually leave the viewer wondering WTHeck that had to do with anything), and then a Finally of a one-sided phone conversation by, (presumably a race car driver, as we never actually get to see any auto-racing), a guy sitting in the back seat of a fancy car, which is supposed to be the big reveal that ties all of what you've seen together, and makes the film make sense. EPIC FAIL on that btw!, as there is no way to make the disjointed snip-its which serve as the film's body, a coherent cohesive and sensible story.Some films leave you wanting, this one will leave you wanting to slit your wrists with a dull butter knife, just to make it stop!!Overall, this "film", seems to have been someone's attempt at a high brow outline of the eternal struggle between Good & Evil, God & Satan, with a final big reveal and wrap up at the h. However, while it is chock a blocked, full of scenes with running commentary, they are ramblings more than plot, and the finale is a one-sided conversation which does nothing to make what you've seen intelligible, nor is there any drift racing (one a comment or two about some guy who is supposed to be a hot shot drift race car driver). While some films can be so bad they are good, this one is just plain bad!
Leofwine_draca
FIREANGELS: A DRIFTER'S FURY isn't a proper film at all, just a collection of shots and vignettes that look like they were made for a student art project. We take a travelogue around a city while the cameraman films various buildings and statues, and occasionally an actor pops by but we never see their head, just their torso and legs. There are no characters, no plot, just random interludes with a television screen playing nonsense, and the whole thing is an arty mess lacking basic narrative coherence. Watching it is a truly lame experience.
