Karry
Best movie of this year hands down!
LouHomey
From my favorite movies..
Rosie Searle
It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.
Five-Dollar-Bin-Fanatic
This was an AMAZING WASTE of my time. I mean, I LOVE stupid movies. I pretty much feed off of them. They make me feel so much better about my own movie making escapades, but this film, this dirty pile of gut wrenching, fake looking, I.Q lowering SLOP makes me feel like I should be up for Oscars. To begin with, the effects in this movie suck. That's putting it LIGHTLY. Now, I don't know about you, but when I watch horror flicks, I like to be persuaded that someone's ACTUALLY GETTING KILLED. Instead, I was persuaded that Phoebe Dollar was slicing through a red Jell-O filled rubber bag. Secondly, a lot of the sequences, a long with most of the acting, is more than laughable. Allow me to point out three of the MANY things that made me die laughing.1. There was an unneeded sequence involving a cellphone/beeper that went on entirely too long, and just consisted of them looking at each other with a bunch of close ups. As an added bonus, I got to see a makeshift cardboard satellite hung up against a blue sheet with paper stars taped on it. I guess it was supposed to pass as space?2. Toward the end, when we finally get to see what the Hell was actually going on, they try to pass off a TOY building as a research facility. WTF!? Oh, and the real kicker? They used TONKA DUMP TRUCKS TO PASS OFF AS REAL TRUCKS!!! SERIOUSLY!? So yeah, those toy trucks you're toddler plays with in the sand box, you know, the plastic ones? Apparently those can pass off as real trucks now. Go figure. You could see the sunlight right through them.3. Last but CERTAINLY not least, the credits. Now, normally, people just skip through these, but with five-dollar-bin movies, I like to see what kind of stupid stuff they credit people with. For this movie in particular, it was additionally satisfying. I won't spoil it on here, but check the crazy credits on this page. It's fantastic. So, to wrap things up, the premise is horrible, the characters are horrible, all of the acting is horrible, the effects are horrible, and the ending is the worst ending I've ever seen in my short life. Promise me you won't waste your time.
Woodyanders
Four college students embark on a cross country road trip. Things go horribly awry when they pick up sexy, but unhinged and murderous hitchhiker Lucindia Polonia (robustly played with deliciously lip-licking wicked relish by the attractive Phoebe Dollar). Writer/director Jeff Leroy keeps the snappy pace constantly barreling along, makes good use of the arid and isolated godforsaken desert location, delivers a generous amount of graphic, yet lovably cheesy gore, develops a sizable amount of nerve-rattling tension, further spruces things up with a nice sprinkling of tasty gratuitous female nudity and a smidgen of sizzling soft-core sex, and even tosses in a freaky nightmare sequence for good measure. The enthusiastic acting from the game no-name cast helps a lot: Kiren David as touchy and sensitive psychic Sarah, Hank Horner as the amiable Eric, cute blonde porn starlet Beverly Lynne as the brash and uninhibited Monique, and Jonathan Gray as the likable Chris all make for sympathetic protagonists. Ron Jeremy pops up in a cool cameo as a hapless motorist victim and Joe Haggerty has a memorable bit as a crazed psycho preacher. The clever sci-fi twist at the very end is genuinely surprising and totally unexpected. Leroy's rough cinematography gives the picture an appropriately grainy'n'gritty look. Jay Woelfel's spirited shivery score hits the shuddery spot. The terse 70 minute running time ensures that this movie never becomes tedious or overstays its welcome. A fun little quickie.
Shadow_Destiny
If you enjoy a good cheesy movie I suggest you pick this one up. The sorry acting, the 5 cent effects, and Ron Jeremy. What more could you ask for in a good cheesy film? I would get it on DVD so you can get some real slow mo so that you can see just HOW cheap the effects really are!
heatherashley
There are only Two things worth watching in this Horror Film. "CHRIS" Played by JONATHAN GREY- AKA (JON PRUTOW) I've seen him in other stuff,(Joys of Smoking) and He's most exellent. A very Strong Actor, and shouldnt be wasting his time in this Bad, movie...The Lead brunette, Pheobe. Pheobe does and awesome Psycho Job, and really seems to "get into" her Role, as the Killer/Ghost. (She IS the Hottest and only hottest) Female in the Movie. Beyond Doubt. Otherwise, this film is a Great example of REALLY Bad acting. The special effects were okay---except the fake body/dummy thing being run over by a car. that looked sooo bad, but having her head pop back up under the tire-was impressive.
