Diagonaldi Very well executed

Wordiezett So much average

Console best movie i've ever seen.

Deanna There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.

acidzin It was the most difficult time for me to sit through this "movie".Even "Seed" from 2007 is better than this crap. I've watched A WHOLE LOT of BAD movies, and yet, this one is the worst of the worst so far. Shaky and blurry cam, incomprehensible lines, NO PLOT WHATSOEVER, ridiculous acting skill...and so on. It is the most absurd, imbecile, and extremely annoying movie I have ever seen. There is nothing good about itIf I could give this a zero, I would DEFINITELY do that!Do not let the previous reviews give you the impression that this is an actual piece of art, or even a movie. Go see "The Blair Witch Project" instead. It's for your own good.PLEASE, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.

RottenMoreno ******SPOILERS AHEAD*******Do you want to know what horror crap is? YOU Don't WANNA KNOW! So, I'll tell you a funny story. It was a rainy afternoon, we were kind of sad because there wasn't any movies that we liked, so we went to Blockbuster, after picking The Descent we were getting ready to go when BOOM! My eyes turn to a movie, in the art section (how the hell did that got there?), the image shows me an ugly Japanese guy with a funny orange hair, and I say "hey, whats that?" so I turn the case and I read the synopsis and it says its a Japanese horror movie, so I say, "hey, should we check this out?" and one of my friends answers "hell yeah!". And thats how we made the worst mistake of our lives.Soon, we started watching the movie, the first minutes were random images, sex images, and we were like "Man, did we rented a porn?". Right after those """"hot"""" scenes the movie shows us this Asian girl seated on the street and the funny hair man running towards her. After 10 *bleep* minutes of watching the guy running (I mean it, 10 minutes), this guy starts like becoming mustard or something, and the girl goes crazy, she starts like dancing and then she stops and starts... puking... everywhere, leaving her... stuff ... all over the place... UGH is so painful writing this... Well apparently Pinocchio was a sex cyborg designed for girls who wanted to have fun, yeah that sounds so bad... and he escaped from the cyborg facility and apparently became a monster or something and... well let me tell you the ending, because I don't think anyone will ever see this.****SUPER SPOILERS****** At the end, the girl starts screaming at Pinocchio "DIE, DIE" and then, they both scream and she rips her face off (yes, her face) and a new head grows from her neck... some gray horrible huge ugly face... and then Pinocchio grabs that face and cuts it off, and then he places that head in himself. THE END. WUARGGHHHHH!!! ******SUPER SPOILERS-END*******Ugh, is the most disgusting, stupid, weird, sexual, insulting, and extremely gross movie I have ever seen. There is nothing good about it, my friends and I were screaming like little girls disgusted when we saw those two freaks playing with their tongues and when the girl started eating her vomit. I mean, if you don't feel disgusted right now...If I could give this a zero, I would, but, I cant, so here it is: "1"

MienaiKizu This movie is totally confusing and really weird and what not...but...I actually like it. I think Pinocchio is an awesome android...sure, I had no clue what was going on 85% of the time, but oh well. It's suppose to be really....really weird I suppose. I think the best part of the movie is when he's trying to learn his name. But I don't like Himoko...she's just evil. Or that one part where it looks like he's melting into paint...I don't know what that was about, but...it works? I think this is a movie to see and just...be weirded out by. Okay, making a review for this being 10 lines long is really hard for this movie. In conclusion, just see the movie. It's very interesting in a creepy way. But watch out, there is some extreme nudity.

sendspam_1 I can understand why Renee would dislike this film, since is it a very strange, artsy, and disturbing film. It isn't for everyone. If you liked Tetsuo the Iron Man, you would like this too, because they are both in the same genre, now called "Asia Extreme" or something. I gave this movie 10 stars because it is totally unique and visually diverse. Some of the things you are exposed to in the movie will shock you or disturb you. It is very colorful and extreme. There is another movie by the same director called "Rubbers Lover" which is also incredibly interesting, but isn't in color and is even more "out there" than this, so I prefer Pinocchio 964. It's actually one of my most favorite films