SoftInloveRox
Horrible, fascist and poorly acted
AnhartLinkin
This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.
Robert Joyner
The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one
Rexanne
It’s sentimental, ridiculously long and only occasionally funny
barnthebarn
Based on a CD-ROM of movie clips that Full Moon put out many years ago this film fails on every level. Whereas the CD-Rom allows you to navigate the scenes and play editor and so on, this film simply edits several scenes together and has Jerry Lentz narrate a completely humourless script over the top of them. The 'new' story makes little sense and like many of these Full Moon clip shows (only much worse) the relevance of the individual scenes is completely lost - though here this is fairly deliberate as there is this 'new' story about bimbos trying to save earth or something (they of course fail because they are bimbos). The film is split in to sections such as 'Day 1-The Arrivel' and 'Day 2-The Aftermath'. The end credits features spoken jokes such as reference to creator and director Mike Mendez needing to be 'mended' (because of his name). This is pretty much the level of the jokes though at the very end a narrator says 'Sit Boo Boo, Sit' which is quite frankly hilarious! Credited clips included are: Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death; Virgin Hunters; Dr. Alien; Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity; Bad Channels; Blonde Heaven; Day Time Ended; End of the World; Beach Babes from Beyond 1 and 2; Sorority Babes in Slime-Bowl O'Rama; Galactic Gigolo; Fairy Tales; Cemetery High and Assault of the Killer Bimbos. However there is definitely a brief scene of 'Dark Angel:The Ascent' (shaking hell heads) so other films may also be included...Utterly stupid movie, or call me a bimbo.
Andy-391
This movie is a great compilation of the very silliest clips from some of the most awful "bimbo movies" of the past twenty years. It is laughably cheap. The only things added are some subtitles, dubing, and music. Made up from such fine films as "Assault of the Killer Bimbos". They are stringed together to form a "plot" about aliens. Lots of pointless nudity, but it is somewhat well-paced. Stay for the final credits, which the narrator narrates.
Doug Galecawitz
Put this one under the same category as Screwballs. A hooter movie that is riotously funny. This is a collection of 13 other movies all slapped together, re edited and dubbed to make a twisted incoherent plotline. It's got hot chicks, minimal clothes, funny jokes and just plain bizarre sight gags. Rent this if you have a chance. It's funnier than most movies you'll see. I forgot to include it in my top 100 movies. Probably would have placed in the 60's.
Shaithis
Based off the CD ROM that you can get under the same name, this movie is a compilation of various other b movies. Basically from the 'Bimbo' movie series from Surrender Cinema.I loved some of the movies that have scenes in it, Cannibal Women In The Avacado Jungle Of Death, and Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity to name a couple. But this tape is really some silly attempt to throw in a bunch of the funniest scenes from these movies to try and get some new storyline. It fails miserably. But it is funny in some parts. I haven't got the CD ROM yet, but it is on order. It will be interesting to see how different it is. A good piece to collect if not just for interests sake.
