Lovesusti The Worst Film Ever

UnowPriceless hyped garbage

Chirphymium It's entirely possible that sending the audience out feeling lousy was intentional

Logan By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

conservativebiasnews This movie made me feel like I had the flu at Red Lobster. This is an abomination, the animation is crude, the voice acting is terrible, the story line was illogical, and the talking spring fish with the Broad Way Techno Music was more than an abomination, I felt nauses at the sight of the musical number. The whole series was a failure, being a complete slap in the face to anyone who dies aboard The HMS Titanic. Somehow the director who I am assuming was either drunk or high came up with this crazy story that somehow everyone AND I MEAN Everyone survived the worst passenger ship disaster in history. The story begins with a research vessel lowering a byth-something into the water honestly I cant remember what the heck its called however I do know that this thing was invented in 1925 but this movie takes place in WWI which means this whole scenario is inaccurate. The point is, its a submarine of some sorts that is tethered to the surface via ropes and air tubes. It involves the characters from the last movie but all with different voice actors. For some reason a rapping shark hates the color yellow which is why he cuts the tethers to the sub thing, they all suffocate and pass out, which would have been the end of it, but some stupid massive dog octopus thing, the size of an oil platform cant get the sub from getting back to the surface because reasons, but it attracts the attention of some Atlatians who cant mind their own business, and unfortunately save the characters who aren't memorable enough to remember the names. They take them to Atlantis and give them elixirs so they can live forever, bla bla bla, whatever. And then the spring fish gives the a musical number in a ball room full of life size living toys with techno music and CLASSICAL MUSIC. It was so bad I think they just gave up. I also think this is what the Italians think we Americans are into, trashy techno. And for some reason there is a battle with the life sized living toys and some whaling dudes from the last movie or something. And then for some reason WHEN THEY ACTUALLY GET TO FINDING THE TITANIC it is not broken in half even though it did in the last movies. And another musical number, and the movie ends. There is probably some explanation for how bad this movie was, maybe it was a test for some subliminal torture being tested on us by a neo-fascist group trying to overthrow the government. OH YEAH the rapping shark scene.

Madame Monster When the Nostalgia Critic mentioned a sequel to the first awful movie I was shocked and saw the movie myself. My expression was either rage or stunned.1. The animation is pretty bad. The designs are confusing and weird. Plus the lip syncing doesn't even work. 2. The 'story' is involving them looking for the Titanic for some unknown reason and then they go to Atlantis. This is so dumb on so many levels. Plus they're too many plot holes and unanswered questions. Why did to Atlantis people help the humans? I thought they were supposed to be secret. Plus why are they trying to stop the rats when they don't have the magic elixir and just have water instead? Why didn't they send the humans back home? They have families and friends who probably miss them and you stuck them on a deserted island. How can the rats take over the world with an elixir that can only be used to breath under water? The list goes on and on.3. The characters are dull and flat. I don't know anything about them and hardly remember their names. They could be replaced by totally different characters and you would never be able to tell the difference.The Titanic is a tragic event that killed thousands of lives. This is a way you want to remember the lost lives? Creating a movie that's pretty much insulting them and the audience alike? I'm sorry but that's repulsive. Stick with the James Cameron version and leave this film under the waves.

WakenPayne Was there really an audience for this sh#t? really? What kind of self-respecting parent would let their kids watch the crap-fest of a first movie? Was there some kind of contract deal saying that they must make one sequel no matter what? Were there people who thought of the best ways to insult tragedies while appealing to kids at the same time?... I really need some kind of life, one that would let me steer clear from not one, not two but THREE ANIMATED MOVIES ABOUT TITANIC! If that wasn't bad enough. This is actually the most insulting of the movies.There is a lot to talk about in terms of flaws. The dialogue is insultingly bad, referring to the titanic as mythical and lines like "as prisoners we have the right to escape." as well as plot holes in dialogue like rats getting an elixir to make them immortal and stay underwater fro as long as they like WHEN THEY'VE CLEARLY BEEN UNDERWATER THE ENTIRE MOVIE But then again this is only my pet peeve in what is about a few hundred flaws.There is no focus to the film. It is about the characters from the previous movie traveling to Atlantis, them never leaving because they drink an elixir of life because they can breathe underwater and also immortal. As well as the people fighting the rats wanting to escape and take over the world WHEN THEY HAVE A PHONY ELIXIR OF LIFE. There is no threat with that. Also the fact that this has little or nothing to do with the Titanic and has possibly one of the worst characters ever put to film.This movie is stupid. Characters change voices in the middle of the film and the main bad guy in this (who is exactly the same as the bad guy in the last movie with a different hair colour) can have telegrams sent to him by a shark but doesn't believe in mermen, mermaids and rats from Atlantis.Now, here is another thing. This movie has a RAPPING SHARK. It actually makes the rapping dog have more credibility. I am not kidding. The dog has an audience and him being on the Titanic was "Party Time"... I JUST DEFENDED THE RAPPING DOG! CAN YOU SEE HOW TERRIBLE THIS MOVIE IS YET! Is a rapping shark enough for these people to insult the deaths of 1500 people with musical numbers? No of course not. There is a lisping jack-in-a-box fish that sings song and dance as well as bursting in and out of a techno song. To quote the Nostalgia Critic "I'm sorry, I can't get through this in one sitting. Now If you'll excuse me I'm going to stare at myself in the mirror and cry".Now that crying session is over, Did I forget to mention that in this movie there are also talking, living toys. It serves nothing to the plot and is completely dumb. What does this have to do with the 1500 people who lost their lives? The others at least bared some resemblance to it (and by "some resemblance" I mean "completely ripping off a movie that I'm sure they didn't know was a historical drama and targeted it towards children").How about the fact that this movie is named in Italian "Tentacolino" and yet they rename Tentacles to Oddie. How stupid are these people? Did they really think that everybody would just roll with it? Well those that liked the first movie have rolled with moon beam magic and romance happening after one line of dialogue so I'm not going to say anything.You know what, stuff like them shoe-horning screw-drivers with arms at the end and other things like a giant stingray are just pet peeves. THEY REBUILD THE TITANIC IN THIS MOVIE! I am not even kidding. At the ending they rebuild the Titanic. Wow, this could be the most depressing animated movie I have ever seen.I will say one thing about the movie that is complimentary (I know, it's jaw-dropping that I found something good in this movie) It might have the best ending on the planet. The Legend Of The Titanic was told in flashback with Grandpa Mouse in New York. This movie ends with him being marooned on an island. Therefore Legend Of The Titanic doesn't exist in the films continuity, and if that's the case then this movie doesn't exist in the film's continuity. Making it a big plot-hole swallowing the entire series.So... Can you see why this is the worst one? I mean this movie is stupid. It really is stupid. It has nothing to do with The Titanic and It's a movie I would much rather forget. So all in all, if you find a copy of this movie. Put it at the bottom of the ocean, where it belongs.

emasterslake For there to be a sequel to a Titanic movie that's even worse than Titanic the Animated Movie is really low even for a European cartoon. This makes "The Legend of Titanic" more bearable to watch and that's bad if the writer made something that's even worse.How to start, well if you don't know this is a sequel to "The Legend of Titanic" which is the one with the giant Octopus. Which makes the other one with the Rapping Dog look like a better movie. And of course they brought back the main characters from the first one. For some reason they wanted to revisit the Titanic which is at the bottom of the Atlanic. While the Prisoner Sharks who actually plotted the sinking of the Titanic in the last one tried to kill off these characters by cutting the life support line of their submarine. After that we see Tentacles the giant octopus the same one who caused the Titanic to sink and ended up saving everyone to redeem himself. He goes to help our friends along with some help. This is when the sequel starts to become unbearable. A group of Atlanteans who take our main characters to Atlantis! And the rest of the movie is just painful to watch.For Italian animators to mock the Titanic disaster even more is really low and shameful. This not only has the same boring characters it also introduces new characters where you'd have to be on drugs to come up with off beat characters like those. The animation is OK, but the CG effects looked unfinished and unprofessional. The colors and backgrounds feel like something out of a coloring book. And there's plenty of plot holes and errors to notice throughout the movie.I don't know why the Italians kept mocking the Titanic, but to make three movies about it is just an abomination. I've yet to find an Italian cartoon movie that is great. But so far these Titanic movies are the only ones and they are so far the worse Italian animated films I've ever watched.