BootDigest
Such a frustrating disappointment
GurlyIamBeach
Instant Favorite.
Console
best movie i've ever seen.
Paul Andrews
Motor Home Massacre starts as four friends, Roger (Nelson Bonilla), Lincoln (Todd Herring), Nick (Greg Corbett) & Benji (Justin Geer), climb aboard a big motor home ready for a weekend camping in the wilderness at a place called 'Black Creek Park'. On their way they pick up three girls, Sabrina (Shan Holleman), Brooke (Breanne Ashley) & Faith (Nichole Crisp) to join in the fun, however once there they are confronted with a crime scene as the previous night a double murder took place & the killer hasn't yet been apprehended...Co-edited, photographed, co-written & directed by Allen Wilbanks this is the sort of low budget crap that gives horror, the genre that I love, a bad name. The script is terrible, utterly predictable, totally clichéd, takes itself far too seriously & judging from the title you would expect some sort of slasher with a bunch of teens being killed off in various gory ways but what Motor Home Massacre is in reality is more of a murder mystery & when I use the word mystery I use it in the loosest possible sense because the killers identity is no mystery at all I had guessed it correctly within 25 minutes. This is pretty much amateur hour, everything about Motor Home Massacre sucks, the annoying teen character's are awful as is the lame dialogue, there's hardly any exploitation or horror & it's incredibly slow & boring as well. Motor Home Massacre is the sort of film with stupid character's who just make idiotic decisions & are badly realised, Motor Home Massacre is one of those piece of crap films that is literally painful to sit through. I don't know, I really don't because I've sat through a lot of these worthless zero budget shot on a camcorder glorified home film type things & frankly I'm sick of them, sorry rant over.Director Wilbanks hasn't worked on any other film in any other capacity & it show's, the whole thing is just stupid & moronic. The light levels in the sky change between shots, a single fire wouldn't create that much light on it's own, there are obvious continuity problems, there's no scares, there's no atmosphere & only a few shoddy gore scenes. There's a guy with the skin peeled off his back exposing his spine, someone is stabbed in the stomach, someone is trapped in a tent & stabbed with a spear, there's a severed arm & a rubbishy looking decapitated head. It all looks very poor & cheap though.Technically Motor Home Massacre is basic to say the least, it has not style or visual interest whatsoever. There's nothing here that particularly impresses & it looks every bit like the low budget piece of crap that it is. The rubbishy loud music annoyed me too. The acting is predictably terrible & a certain cast member should have the word 'murderer' tattooed on their forehead they make it so obvious...Motor Home Massacre is crap, it's as simple & straight forward as that & if you can find one single person to say anything good about it I'd be very surprised. I hated it, enough said.
volsme05
contrary to previous comments left about this movie by the very well "informed" movie goer lions gate did not produce the film and in truth had nothing to do with the movie until after the movie was filmed produced and released; however i can agree the film was very awful. Given the circumstanced of the film that it was filmed with all amateur actors that were all from the Atlanta area i thought it was decent in that respect. Also in the casting of Lincoln was a brilliant move on the directors part for Todd Herring. He brought an aura to the character and given his extremely white background he played the part of the wigger rather well. But i do not recommend the movie to anyone
skate_rat
First off let me just say that this was the worst film i have ever seen in my life. It was purely an amateur film. Most of the actors are just awful stereotypes of stupid teens. I have never seen such terrible acting in my days. What is up with all of the nude scenes? I see this movie as light pornography. I have enjoyed all of the Lions gate films I have seen in the past, but the thought that Lions Gate could have produced a piece of garbage like this is just insane. I would like to know why the cover shows a man holding a chainsaw? There isn't a single chainsaw in the entire movie. Every video, every disk, EVERYTHING that has anything to do with this movie should be buried and forgotten. Don't even waste your time on this film.
razorwire
You have to be a real horror cult follower to have enjoyed this film, and luckily there are many of us out there. Cudos to Lionsgate for supporting decent indie horror films such as this one. These people who trash indie horror films that have a campy atmosphere about them are either filmmakers who couldn't make a selling film themselves, or Mainstream Hollywood film nerds who insist that everything that comes down the pike be of Hollywood quality. Thanks God the people who actually count for something and understand there is a market for these films are the ones distributing them and not the narrow minded few that live only to trash them. Read the box before you buy or rent it. You can pretty much tell from that if it is a B movie or not, and if it is just put it back on the shelf and don't bother with it. I'm sure there are those who rent these type films knowing what they are so they can purposely watch them and then trash them. Get a friggin life. If you don't like a film, then you don't like it. Oh well, you brought it on yourself for renting or buying it in the 1st place, so don't take your idiotic frustrations out on the filmmakers or distributors by bashing it on IMDb or other sites. Jeez if you can do better then do it, and maybe, someone else can trash your film. I am a strong supporter of indie films and as far as I am concerned they all should be given a big hand for getting made and distributed. Again, look at the box at the video store and if you think it looks like a B movie, and even an idiot can tell by looking, don't get it. Good job to the entire MHM team. You did it and no matter what anyone else says that is the bottom line. BOO to the bashers!
