It's no definitive masterpiece but it's damn close.
Absolutely the worst movie.
This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.
It is a whirlwind of delight --- attractive actors, stunning couture, spectacular sets and outrageous parties. It's a feast for the eyes. But what really makes this dramedy work is the acting.
I'm reading other people's reviews and I can not believe how many of you hate this movie. I think 9 out of 10 people gave 1/10 only because 0/10 does not exist. OK, movie is unbelievable retarded, but what else did you expect?! Darn, this is Scary Movie franchise = bunch of retarded parodies of blockbusters that were kicking through the roof since last Scary Movie. Like all of its prequels this one has shallow and vulgar sense of humor that will sometimes cause you to cry from laughter and sometimes it will kick you in the face with cruel transfer of embarrassment. It can not compare to Wayans movies, but it is definitely better than previous one, Scary Movie 4. So if you want quality subtle humor based on deep thoughts and philosophy skip it, but if you wanna give your head a break and just relax and have some retards make you laugh to their stupidity you are on the right place.5,5/10Movies parodied in SM5, at least those I recognized:Titanic - previous Scary Movies - The Ring - The Cabin in the Woods - The Passion of the Christ - Paranormal Activity - Inception - Black Swan - Mob Wives - Planet of the Apes - Ted - Evil Dead - Mama - 50 Shades of Grey
I loved the previous scary movies, especially 1 and 3. This one however, not only did it not take all the elements of the humor from the previous ones- the clever spoofs, the witty jokes, the plot twists- but it ruined them.They did not put any thought at all at how they will direct the story, they just threw together movies like the paranormal activity, black swan, the evil dead, but they did not make any parody of them in any clever way, they just made references to them.The movie is plot-less in a bad way, boring and practically no moments of laugh. Not recommended.
This is the single worst movie I've ever seen. The "-movie"movies doesn't exactly have a good track record at this point, but the first Scary movies were actually quite funny. Scary movie 1 actually had me rolling at times, but also had great comedic timing. This movie however, lacks EVERYTHING. I didn't laugh once, ONCE. Not ONE thing made me laugh, no nothing. The scenes that were supposed to build some suspense weren't even laughably bad. The "scary" scenes weren't even close to scary; sped up and the music was so unfitting. Don't get me started on the so-called "acting" in this movie. Don't even consider watching this. Save yourself both the time and frustration of watching this movie. 0/10.
Ole Sandbaek Joergensen
Why is every spoof movie taking so much, and turning it so bad, from the paranormal activity and many other great movies, it should be possible to make a spoof that is actually funny and not just lame jokes and bad parodies.This film is very much concentrated about the Paranormal Activity concept, that franchise have already made kind of a bad situation for themselves and all the spoofs like this one is even worse.There where some funny moments, but mostly it is not good and not even funny, if you cannot make something worth seeing, please stop this franchise.