Stoutor It's not great by any means, but it's a pretty good movie that didn't leave me filled with regret for investing time in it.

Glucedee It's hard to see any effort in the film. There's no comedy to speak of, no real drama and, worst of all.

ChanFamous I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.

InformationRap This is one of the few movies I've ever seen where the whole audience broke into spontaneous, loud applause a third of the way in.

Michael Ledo Ten guys go to a cottage in the woods for a stag party....cue spinner...and we got revived Templar Knight slasher. Most of the scenes are filmed at night. The film promises a lot of cheese, but doesn't completely deliver, except for maybe the death by paintball scene, which could have been better, Not worth the effort. However, if you liked this one you might also try "Attila" which was worse because it was filmed during the day and you could see what was happening,F-bomb, oral sex, no real nudity (thong)

ichocolat Hmmm .. I do not even know where to begin writing, because I can simply sum it up by saying, "The film sucks big time." There weren't a single scene worth mentioning in this film. The horror was far between, and even that it weren't a bit scary.The jokes were crude, unfunny and lame.And the thick British accent, annoyed me to death. It is completely okay if the accent is original, but in this film, they tried very hard to speak the accent, is was quite painful to hear it for an hour and a half.I strongly recommend others to watch other film instead. Heck, even Hilton's 'Bottoms Up' film fared better than this.

Paul Andrews Stagknight is set in England where Brian (Simeon Willis) has been taken on a stag weekend by nine of his mates, an isolated cottage deep in the countryside for a paint-balling competition. However the owner of the cottage has other plans for them as she makes them chant an ancient spell (don't ask) which unleashes some some of Knights Templar demon known as a Guardian who protects a magical cauldron (or something like that) by killing everyone. As the paint-ballers numbers begin to fall rapidly the survivors must find a way to send the Guardian back to hell for good...This English production was co-written, co-produced & directed by Simon Cathcart who also played Sean & one has to say Stagknight is as bad as it sounds. The script by Cathcart & Robert Mercer tries to be funny & scary but fails miserably on both counts, the horror comedy genre is very difficult to pull off as there is a very fine line between being funny & just plain stupid & being scary & being anything but. There wasn't one single scene in Stagknight which I thought was funny, jokes revolving around people sat on toilets farting a lot or Asain character's speaking in funny accents or an old woman giving a guy a blow job or a character falling down a large hole & then someone else 'accidently' dislodges a brick which drops on them or someone removing a dildo from his anus complete with a loud popping sound effect just scrape the bottom of the proverbial barrel as far as humour goes. The horror elements are no better, this large Knight dude show's up every so often & kills a few people but apart from that there's nothing here we haven't seen a million times before. This is just your average teen slasher with comedy character's who irritate rather than entertain. There's barely any gore, the kills are unimaginative & the story about ghostly Guardians & some rubbish about a magical cauldron just sucks.Director Cathcart has to be blamed for a lot of what I saw, besides the script being generic uninspiring crap it's so badly shot it's untrue. The version I saw was so dark in places there were times when the screen was virtually black & I didn't have a clue what I supposed to be seeing. The worst lit film since the notorious Humongous (1982). The gore is virtually none existent, someone gets an axe in their chest, there's a bit of blood splatter, there's a decapitated head & someone is impaled on a spear. I don't think there's any nudity either, I can't remember any anyway. It's not scary or atmospheric & since it's so bloody dark & badly lit it becomes incredibly frustrating & annoying to watch.According to the IMDb Stagknight supposedly had a budget of about £1,500,000 which surprises me since it's a very badly made film with barely any CGI effects, no gore effects & no name actors. It's set entirely within some woods & I really can't see where all the money went. Also according to the IMDb Stagknight was shot in 2005 & presumably sat on the shelf for a few years which is no surprise since it's so bad. In fact I'm surprised this didn't go straight to the Sc-Fi Channel. The acting is nothing to shout about & the thick English accents are annoying.Stagknight is a poor moronic horror comedy slasher film that isn't funny or scary or gory & it's so badly lit half the time you can't see whats happening. Definitely not recommended.

trvwatson What is it with British films, why do they always go on about body funtions, im sorry but when was it ever funny, Horror comedy i think not, seriously this film was just not funny at all, British humour in a horror film does not work on nearly every level, the film never took off, it was a mass of silly farting burping innuendos that is so boring and tiresome, oh lets watch a man with diarrhea on the toilet HA ha ha, give me a break, i suppose it being on the zone horror channel should have beed warning enough, and how many badly done accents were in this movie, who was who, why was it constantly dark, why was everyone wandering around the forest on there own doing nothing but waiting to be killed, all these questions totally unexplained. there's nothing worse than a film so far up its own assse, that it actually thinks its a comedy.