Artivels Undescribable Perfection

Spidersecu Don't Believe the Hype

Senteur As somebody who had not heard any of this before, it became a curious phenomenon to sit and watch a film and slowly have the realities begin to click into place.

Brainsbell The story-telling is good with flashbacks.The film is both funny and heartbreaking. You smile in a scene and get a soulcrushing revelation in the next.

smatysia Well, I have certainly seen worse soft-core parody films. The best part of this one was that they kept the nudity restricted to the girls, and we were not subjected to naked men. Sorry, ladies and gays, this movie is not for you. The plot, writing, and dialog were terrible, but this is after all a parody and I suppose that they were aiming for camp. They missed. But the girls were very pretty, aside from the badly overdone silicone jobs. Nikki Fritz and Lorissa McComas looked very nice. Oddly for me, who usually prefers brunettes, I liked the two blonde girls much more. Props to Antonia Dorian for her lovely natural-appearing boobies. And for whatever reason Julie K. Smith struck me as the prettiest of the bunch, with the least bad acting. (It's hard to critique an actress when this is the material she has to work with.) So, you can check it out as a breast fest, but it has no other redeeming qualities.

rbm2 This is a B movie for sure but it is a hard one to stop watching. The camera work is very well done and the girls are super hot. There are 2 blondes and 2 brunettes. The one blonde is super hot with amazing boobs.Bare Wench is worth watching for this girl alone. The movie is a bit of a tease as the girls flirt and kiss and rub a lot but there is never a sex scene. If you want to see lots of big bare breats then this is the film for you.

Michael Pilkington The only reason to see this truly abysmal rip-off of "Blair Witch Project" is to see four hot chicks wander around in the woods flaunting everything they have. Julie Strain (as the Bare Wench) is hot as well. This film sucks, but at least there are some hot lesbian scenes (hotter than the scenes from "Wild Things" with Neve Campbell and Denise Richards). At least it's slightly better than Jim Wynorski's "Hard to Die" (read my review). I'd give anything to get their phone numbers. My evaluation: * out of ****.

edgein15 Wynorski films are always excreble. This is just another case in point. Out of the five naked women shamelessly flaunted here, MAYBE one has real breasts. And that's a strong MAYBE. No humor, no gore, just boobies, boobies, boobies. And some tepid softcore lesbo action. But know what? For fifty cents less than this video rental, I could have rented legitimate porn. Do I feel cheated? With Wynorski, always. So I prepared myself for a letdown, as one must always do.