LouHomey
From my favorite movies..
AnhartLinkin
This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.
InformationRap
This is one of the few movies I've ever seen where the whole audience broke into spontaneous, loud applause a third of the way in.
Hayden Kane
There is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes
GL84
When a burlesque troupe arrives at the home of a TV presenter to give a new interview, they discover his secret cult-like convent of women have been turned into flesh-hungry zombies and must try to get away before they get on each other's nerves.An incredibly entertaining and enjoyable British zombie comedy, mostly because it's just so demented and hilarious it overcomes it's minor limitations. The comedy here is the main focus, as the rapid-fire one-liner and smack-downs they all engage in at the drop of the hat make for some gut-busting moments, especially at the compound where they manage to effectively gauge the line between hilarious and obnoxious, perhaps the film's only true flaw. Either way, it's still pretty funny to watch them interact with each other, even in spite of the lower amount of scares, but that's made up for by the film's near constant stream of nudity and over-the-top gore, which is more than enough to make for some entertaining times, particularly in the later half when the zombies are loose and the near-constant interactions with them provide this one with plenty of scenes to fight them off for their own safety. Overall, this one was immensely enjoyable.Rated R: Full Nudity, Extreme Graphic Language, Graphic Violence, sex scenes and drug use.
Tess Kitten
Wolfenden19 needs his/her head examined just in case he/she has had a humour bypass. "No redeeming features whatsoever"?!!! "Jokes not in the least bit funny"!!? Zeus taking a crap in the woods was hilarious and,"You can only come in if you've stopped being a Zombie".... There were loads of hilarious one liners and visual gags. It WAS made on a shoestring, most of the actors were amateurs and in my opinion it's one of the funniest, tongue-in-cheek zombie films I've ever seen. Blood oozed out of places that blood never usually oozes out of. 'Mother' was brilliant, as were 'Pervo' and the gorgeous zombie women. Humour, boobs, gore . . what more could you wish for!
nitanitro666
... and can I just apologise to the world for anyone who unluckily stumbled across this 'film'! I would like to apologise on behalf of Newcastle, the North-East of England and just the United Kingdom in general! This film is seriously a waste of your life and time! I hear Warren Speed is making a sequel!!! Well his cast obviously haven't seen the original and realise what damage it will do to their reputations and future 'careers'! The 'humour' in this film is absolutely abysmal... and not a true representation of the North East of England or it's people! The 'scripting', 'directing' and 'acting' in this film is beyond human comprehension... and not a true representation of the North East of England or it's people! Honestly! People around England... and the globe have this idea that Geordies and people from the North East are stupid, immature and hopeless... and people like Warren Speed and his cast of ridiculous half-wits really don't help! Please! If you have spare money and are tempted to rent or buy this utter shambolic atrocity!!! PleaseE!!! Reconsider and give it to a homeless person, or a charity... or just rent/buy a film that won't make you feel like humanity is not worth saving! Warren Speed aka Pervo The Talentless Clown... you really are a disgrace to art and everything else and should be wholeheartedly ashamed of yourself!
Daniel Grey
An absolutely hysterical zombie movie full of dark humour and visual gags. In the style of a Troma movie (without being a direct copy) it will appeal to all of you with a sense of fun who like to laugh at gory movies as well as cringe. There is a tendency these days to make zombie movies all gore and no giggles, if you're one of those people who take life seriously it might not appeal... but watch it first to find out!It is a great introduction to Northern/Geordie humour and style which, admittedly, won't grab everyone at first but stick with it. Even if you have to watch it twice before you make up your mind it is worth it, even if it's just for the stunning cast, most of which are first-timers.Excellent!
