Karry
Best movie of this year hands down!
BlazeLime
Strong and Moving!
Stometer
Save your money for something good and enjoyable
AshUnow
This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.
K_A
Some movies are so bad that they're good. This is not one of those movies.We all love a good bad movie. The kind that's hopelessly inept, but at least has a heart, or unintentional comedy, or some vitality or misguided ambition. Or some other redeeming quality. Age of Ice has none of that. It's just bad in every way that it's possible for a movie to be bad. How bad, exactly? It's as bad as your mind will allow you to comprehend. It's so bad that it could kill a horse from a 100m distance. I could enumerate the problems with this movie, but frankly I don't have the vocabulary for it. There are only so many ways you can say "horrible", "atrocious", etc. Just imagine a very long list of things that people often (or even sometimes) like in a movie. And then imagine a movie that does the exact opposite - Every. Single. Sime.If you decide to watch Age of Ice, then may God have mercy on your soul.
Hans Bedlam
I love bad movies, Syfy puts out tons of them. Each with just enough good acting and cg to make it worth watching. This movie is not even worth the Saturday 6pm time slot. It started out bad and just got worst as them minutes ticked on. I'll even give it a pass for the bad CG. After the first 20 minutes I was hoping that they would all die. Between the son falling down,getting lost and just not listening to anyone. And the Dad who I don't think he could find his way out of a bathroom stall. There was no redeeming qualities any where to be found. I understand budgets but don't send someone to the thrift shop and tell them to buy anything that looks like a military uniform. I'm not saying do watch it, Everyone should watch it. Then Plan 9 from Outer Space will no longer be the worst movie of all time.
booksforsale-71673
High school presents. As everyone says terrible. Unbelievable scenario. Did not wait for end.s So bad I've plagiarized another review....great logic that a truck winch would struggle to hold a person going down a cliff, eventually pulling the truck off the cliff. Seriously? Oh, one last dig, how about the people freezing to death in their cars while this lot is outside running around? For those that watched, did any of you wonder why nobody bothered letting the kid die? Nothing but a monumental pain the entire movie. Needless to say, beyond terrible. AGE OF ICE's storyline goes nowhere and none of the action has impact or drama. It's just silliness after silliness. Watch out for the worst car accident I've ever seen on film, involving a guy spinning the camera to simulate a car spinning in the air, oh and two or three CGI cars thrown in for good measure. Godawful indeed and it sums up a worthless viewing experience.
robbyv-65988
OK, I had to give it a 1 mainly because the movie is absolutely terrible in every possible way. However, it had me laughing all the way through with its ridiculousness, mainly because it was the absolute worst movie imaginable. Now, having said that, if you are an actor, a director, or a movie enthusiast, I highly encourage you to watch this flick for the same entertainment value I received from it; it literally is a parody of itself, which if only it had been intentional, we would consider it genius. Now I'm thinking... I know a number of producers and industry folk. . . Anyone interested in seeing an apocalyptic parody? Perhaps 'If 2012 Happened' or maybe 'Day After Yesterday'?
