Perry Kate Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

Wordiezett So much average

Quiet Muffin This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

Marva It is an exhilarating, distressing, funny and profound film, with one of the more memorable film scores in years,

mdemasi-88782 This movie is bad. If you think it's going to be a quality film with good acting, editing, or plot, you're going to be sorely disappointed. However, this movie can entertaining. I watched it in a group, and it had us laughing throughout. It's a movie that should be watched knowing it will make no sense most of the time. A one point, a glass of wine spills. Next shot, it hasn't spilled. Then it has. The main character has a girl when they are both around eight. They meet again, later. He looks to be in his late 50s; she is in her late 20s. The dialogue is terrible. There is no plot and a ton of half-finished subplots. I had a good time watching this movie, even though it is a terrible movie. We made fun of it the whole time. Is it so bad, it's good? Maybe. Just know what you're getting into.

elicopperman I mean it, this is hands down the worst movie that I've ever seen in my entire life. For every bad movie I've ever seen, at least I could follow their storylines and there was some inkling of competence put into them. This movie doesn't even feel presentable, especially given the fact that it was released at a film festival. Although regarded as a "so bad it's good" flick, I do not feel that way as this film is so frustrating to sit through.I don't even know how to describe the storyline as the movie jumps around from one plot point to the next, and not even in a coherent way. At first it seems to be about a boy named Dylan who develops these mystical powers from some black cube and soon uses them to hack into government databases as an adult, but then it constantly shifts between Dylan's friends subplots about these stupid marital dilemmas, Dylan's girlfriend's drug addiction, and even these disjointed misadventures with his childhood friend. The movie doesn't even really develop many plot points; the drug addiction plot point is barely looked upon, a teenage girl having a crush on Dylan is never bought up, and when Dylan's friend Amy shoots her husband Jim, we never see them ever again. Hell, even whenever Dylan goes back to hacking the government, I always forget it all happened, further proving how disjointed and confusing the "narrative" really is.Adding on to that, the acting is incredibly wooden, and even saying that is an understatement. I guess the film's director could only use his friends for this, but couldn't he have at least tried to make them believable? When they're not failing to rise above being robotic, they either yell at the top of their lungs, or speak at such a monotone level that it's enough to make you fall asleep. However, the worst performance comes from the movie's creator Neil Breen, who plays Dylan himself, and does it so poorly that it's depressing to watch. At least Tommy Wise is so oddball ridiculous to look at and watch that his atrocious acting is delightful to sit through. Neil Breen doesn't rise above being blander than rice cakes and having less emotion than Bella from Twilight. When the best performance comes from a doctor at a meeting, there's a problem.In terms of other aspects, I guess the cinematography and music are ok, but they reuse the same track over and over again, there are many long shots that don't even have much of a purpose to be there, and the effects are so obvious that even Birdemic had better effects. Oh, and there are a few times when the movie uses a green screen....not even gonna bother stating how obvious it is. I know this was made low budget, but if you can't even make your green screen look good, what's even the point?To sum it all up....sigh.....no, I'm done. I'm done with this movie, I will never look back at it for the rest of my life. The story is incoherent, the editing is a mess, the characters are blank slates, the acting is worse than any Razzie Award winners, the cinematography and effects are at amateur level, and just everything about it is so poorly done that it's not even funny, it's just sad. If you find this movie ironically funny, good for you, but you will never hear me laughing at this movie, or even watching it anymore because it's that incomprehensible. Honestly, it would be better if you just slammed your head against a wall for 90 minutes instead of watching this, because at least then you'll leave more of an impact on that wall than Fateful Findings ever left on the history of cinema.

redshoesfall All in all, this glorious piece of work obviously took some effort: creator Neil Breen puts his all into this film as well as his others, each passion project being exactly that. The energy and the triumph that comes from someone working so hard on a film shows - even though the production quality isn't that great, the entertainment value certainly succeeds.A while back, I saw the film before it's hype, discovered it on iTunes by accident. Even by watching the trailer you can tell it's something very special. If you're not into not taking movies seriously or enjoying things with a certain humor, this film is not for you: it's powers are too great. Otherwise - buy this, buy Breen's other films, and DON'T WATCH IT ALONE. Watch this with whomever you can find, but most of all, watch this with your friends for the ultimate bonding experience.When I first watched the film, I couldn't remember ever having so much fun watching a movie, SERIOUSLY. At least, not in a while, but just watching it made me very happy and brightened up my day.Upon watching it with my crew, I can easily say that we were having the best time - anyone who happened to come by us was immediately curious and enthralled when catching eye of the film - and accordingly began questioning spending their time elsewhere.Again, this isn't an experience for everyone, but upon watching the trailer, you should be able to gauge if this film is for you - and if it is, prepare yourself.

damanibailey Neil Breen is at it again with his profound insight into the corruption of the government and the plight of mankind. Through his cinematic masterpiece, we all learn what our "leaders" have been hiding from us this entire time. Move out of the way Hitchcock, sit down Nolan, take a step back Kubrick, and Scorcese; shut the f*** up! It's time for the new god of film to rise to the rank of best filmmaker ever.All of the actors, while talented in their own right, owe a great deal to Breen as he has saved them from the casting couch to give them work here. Nearly all of the actors make sure that they take their sweet time to say their lines to squeeze out every last juice of emotion out of their character. You won't see people in real life emote like this, that's for sure! I literally had to take the speed of the movie to 1.25 to have it sound like regular people were talking. The way that the movie portrays relationships is true and genuine, and will surely make you question you talk to your loved ones. Take for instance the main character Dylan, and his best friend Jim. In one scene, Dylan believes that Jim has taken his own life. While carrying his lifeless body, with Jim's blood all over his face, he says to him, word-for-word. "How could you have done this, how could you have committed suicide. I can't help you out of this one Jim". Amazing. While any other person would be distraught, Breen has to be the center of strength for everyone else and treats the situation as if he lost his lawnmower. Simply awe-inspiring. And let's not forget the way that the actors show you their conviction and emotion through slowly knocking over the several laptops that Breen's character owns, or spilling liquid on each other's chest to expose their breasts. You will not find a caliber of acting ability outside of this masterpiece besides the Hub itself. Breen has an incredible sense of pacing and attention to detail, as the director's vision envelops you in this world of wonder. If nothing else, you will always see the feet of every single character, which is a new, avant-garde way of shooting a scene never before seen and most certainly not a foot fetish. While viewing this with an associate film viewer of mine, we noticed that the story is told in a cyclical sort of way. There is no progression in the traditional sense, but instead, events that repeat themselves over and over again. Breen's character has a vision, he has a sexual encounter with a female co-star, he goes to one of his two therapists, he continues his fight against the Illuminati, a character dies for no real reason, rinse and repeat. It is a true parallel to how life repeats itself from the day we are born to the day we leave this earth. As I was viewing this with my cohort, I was emotionally overwhelmed, as it resonated with me like nothing or no one ever has before. I could not contain myself and purged fluids from my body out of pure ecstasy. Neil has no humility whatsoever, and why should he? He is a god among us feeble mortals. Excellence like this has never been achieved before. Time and time again, he asserts his superiority throughout his craft. The sex god is not afraid to show himself in his glory and the raw passion he has for the female form. Even if he has just been put into a coma, and literally bleeding all over his body, he is coming for that booty. And nothing can be done; no one can resist. Literally, every female character in the movie is after his Mandingo manhood, whether they are of legal age or not. Even his therapist gets jealous when he suspects he has been two-timing him. In the final 10 minutes of this movie, I was screaming as my brain could not handle the truth that Breen was unleashing unto me. Breen's character, (who all of a sudden is an expert hacker) hacked into the databases of not just the United States government, but every single government of the world, and collected crucial information. What the information was, we do not know, and it was never actually distributed to the public, but Breen's word was enough, as the government officials and presidents of corporations confessed to their sins gladly and committed suicide in front of an applauding audience. I have already said too much; please go and watch this piece of history that every man, woman, and child should behold as their new guide to life. All authors of the review with the letter N or B in their name are actually Neil Breen.